Kids are good for the ego

Laney saw a picture of an actress in a Renaissance-style dress that pushed her breasts into her throat.

She says to me, "Her these (referring to the actress' breasts) are up there. Your these (referring to my breasts) are down there."

Hey, kiddo. Watch your mouth. They haven't sunk that low yet! Have they? Have they?! Oh, no! I've gotta run and check! Oh, good lord! Am I a dwarf with sagging boobs?!