How is it that I've been skiing every day this past week and GAINED two pounds? I'll have you know that cross-country skiing burns 331 calories an hour! Do you hear me Goddess of the Burning Calorie? 331!! Demon is more like it. B!tch.
The optimistic view is that flab has converted into muscle, and we all know muscle is heavier than fat, hence the weight gain.
The realistic view, however, is that the calories burned on skis have not offset the calories consumed from pilfering the children's Easter candy.
Dammit! If you can't down heaps of chocolate when you exercise, what's the point?
Who I am
- Miki
- I am a 29-year-old mother of two. Oh, did I say 29? I meant 32. Uh, 35. My kids are Nicky (5) and Laney (3). I'm American. My husband Seven is Norwegian. We live in Norway. I was born in Washington State, graduated from high school and college in Hawaii and lived in several other places in between and after. I've lived in five states, three countries (on three different continents). I speak one language fluently and two others brokenly. Here's a riddle for you: My mother's Japanese, my father's American, my kids are Norwegian, so what does that make me?
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